"there's a sucker born every minute" - P. T. Barnum
* if you actually order anything, please email me at the address on the home page. Allow 2-3 months for delivery (hey, I'm lazy)*
A quality 'slightly used' guitar pick straight from the right hand! Shipping NOT included.
Yes folks... William creates a never ending supply. Price goes towards replenishing inventory. 20 actual smoked cigs per box. Shipping NOT included.
Dirty, grimy, rust covered strings, soaked with William's own sweat. Shipping NOT included.
Grimy, rusted, gin-soaked muck encrusted strings pulled off the neck of a dumBass. Shipping NOT included.
Worn by William on stage. Complete with 'stretched out' crotch. Specify Clean or Unclean, Black (pictured) or Red. Shipping NOT included.
Single used Men's Black Sock. Complete with Hole and Cat Hair. Worn and sweated in by William on stage and around his house. Shipping NOT included.
A trickle for your tongue with this historic item from when he went electric! Used live in one of the pedals used to mask his bad playing. Shipping NOT included
Fractured 20yr old Blue Shades broken in fall that cut right eyebrow (see hairs on lens). Sent in hardshell case. AS IS! Shipping NOT included.
A true piece of art. Each individually handcrafted and painstakingly detailed by William. Be the envy of your friend. Perfect for high society gatherings. Shipping NOT included
A chipped Upper left Second Molar and broken Crown from the lower right First Molar. Comes in stained Yellow. Act now before all are gone! Only 30 left! Shipping NOT included