

"there's a sucker born every minute" - P. T. Barnum
* if you actually order anything, please email me at the address on the home page. Allow 2-3 months for delivery (hey, I'm lazy)*
A quality 'slightly used' guitar pick straight from the right hand! Shipping within USA included.
Yes folks... William creates a never ending supply. Price goes towards replenishing inventory. 20 actual smoked cigs per box. Shipping within USA included.
Dirty, grimy, rust covered strings, soaked with William's own sweat. Shipping within USA included.
Worn by William on stage. Complete with 'stretched out' crotch. Specify Clean or Unclean, Black (pictured) or Red. Shipping within USA included.
Single used Men's Black Sock. Complete with Hole and Cat Hair. Worn and sweated in by William on stage and around his house. Shipping within USA included.